So I came across some photos on the Internet...

Isn't that how it always starts?

Anyway, apparently a local Country AND Western Band, that's right, they play both kinds... has decided to punish all of us who come across their site with visual depictions of their musical prowess, featuring pictures of fans young and old.

A sampling appears below.

I like this one because it demonstrates just how lucky some girls have it...

"Oh my gawd ya'll! He buys me as many Zima's and Smirnoff Ice's as I want!" "I just love the security money brings!" "Just look ya'll! We've got so much, he can leave a dollar on the table in a crowded bar!"

"Plus, my meth supply is so close these days!" "It means so much more to blow someone for a fix when you love him and you know he loves you too..."

"I can't wait to get him home rip his Op shirt and gangsta chain off..." "Oh, gawd ya'll, my girl's gushin..."