If...

The following are all the songs on my iPod that begin with the word "if":

If Dirt Were Dollars - Don Henley
If I Could - Simon & Garfunkel
If I Ever Lose My Faith In You - Sting
If I Was Jesus - Toby Keith
If It Were Up To Me - Rooney (Becky's new favorite band!)
If Only Tonight We Could Sleep - The Cure
If She Would Have Been Faithful - Chicago
If That Ain't Country - David Alan Coe
If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me - Jimmy Buffett
If This Is Just a Game - David Alan Coe
If Tomorrow Never Comes - Garth Brooks
If You Leave - Nada Surf
If You Leave Me Now - Chicago
If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free - Sting
If You Never Come to Me - Frank Sinatra
If You've Got The Money, I've Got The Time - Willie Nelson

Next week, songs that begin with "Smegma"