AWOL

What in Sam Hell is going on?

Ok, so, The Grateful Inn, here in St. Louis has just opened a Vapor Bar.

I don't get it.

It's like all the morons you see in Vegas at the "Oxygen Bars"...MY GOD PEOPLE!

Remember a few years back when all the Hollywood types were paying top dollar for enemas???

Oh, and to top it all off, fucking Palm Island is SOLD OUT.

For fuck's sake people...I'm taking J's advice and checking into the Ritz-Carlton in Branson.


Enjoy....

AWOL - The Ultimate Party Toy!

Judith Hind of England’s Department of Health Alcohol Policy Team stated in a press release:

“We are not aware of any current evidence to suggest that use of the AWOL machine in accordance with the advice and instructions poses particular risks to the user over and above the risks that may be posed by consuming an equivalent amount of alcohol in an equivalent time period in a more traditional way.”

Thousands of years ago, when men and women took that first drink, their lungs, nasal passage and bronchial tubes had alcohol passing through them.

That’s why you’ve probably heard: “You smell like you've been drinking again” or “Please exhale in this breathalyzer.”

One of the ways our body gets rid of the alcohol we drink is through the lungs, in our breath.

AWOL simply turns that procedure around and lets the alcohol enter the body through the lungs thus eliminating the dreaded hangover.

What Others Are Saying:

"It feels so clean!"
"What a great light feeling."
"No heaviness."
"This is the greatest thing since the still."
"If you hate hangovers, you'll love this."

Drinks including vodka and whiskey can be inhaled into the mouth through a tube using a new device known as an Alcohol Without Liquid (AWOL) vaporiser. How To Use The AWOL Machine

A bar in Bordello became the first venue to offer its customers the device and the owner said it had proved a hit with drinkers.

AWOL is such a hit, they are now booking sessions and making reservations for alcohol-lovers to experience AWOL.

This method of consuming alcohol reduces the effects of a hangover and is low carbohydrate.

The AWOL Vaporizer has a built-in safety device because it takes about 20 minutes to inhale one vaporizer shot of alcohol (about 1/2 actual shot size).

It is designed to allow people to enjoy the effects of alcohol mixed with oxygen. It promotes a sense of well being and a mild euphoria. It is a fun new legal way to take alcohol.

The new method is known as AWOL, an acronym for “Alcohol With Out Liquid”, and is a hit in the global club scene due to the euphoric “high” created when alcohol is vaporized, mixed with oxygen and inhaled.