My Meandering Mind

A chronicle of the daily minutia that weaves together our daily lives

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Word of the Day


The word of the day is geodesic.

Geodesic, n. the shortest line between two points on a mathematically derived surface.

"The only thing the words 'government' and 'geodesic' have in common is that they both start with the letter 'g'."

Monday, November 28, 2005

The Word of the Day


The word of the day is incriminate.

Incriminate, v. to charge with or involve in a crime or fault

"When Pee Wee Herman was caught with his pants down and a handful of spooge in a Florida porn theater, he not only blew his load, he blew any chance not to incriminate himself."

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

The Word of the Day


Honestly, I wish I were making this up.

Alas, the finger lands at whim's desire and the word of the day is preovulatory.

Preovulatory adj. occuring in or typical of the period immediately preceding ovulation.

"Buford took great glee in sharing with his co-workers at the eraser factory, his cousin's penchant for preovulatory relations."

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

The Word of the Day


So, I've decided that in an attempt to broaden my own vernacular, as well as yours, I'm going to open the dictionary every day and plant my finger where it lays.

I will define the word and then use it inappropriately in a sentence.

Today's word is particularize, v. specify, itemize, mention particuarly, detail. SEE DESCRIPTION

"Since I didn't particularize that missionary position may be the best option, I was nearly crushed to death by a 400lb woman hell-bent on riding me reverse cowgirl."

Monday, November 21, 2005

Pic O' the Day

Friday, November 18, 2005

Currently Playing - Shine On You Crazy Diamond


Written about Syd Barrett of Pink Floyd's downward spiral to psyhcosis.

Remember when you were young
you shine like the sun
shine on you crazy diamond
now there's a look in your eyes
like black holes in the sky
shine on you crazy diamond
you were caught on the cross fire of childhood an stardom
blown on the steel breeze
come on you target for faraway laughter
come on you stranger
you legend
you martyr
and shine !

You reached for the secret to soon
you cried for the moon
shine on you crazy diamond
threatened by shadow and might
and exposed in the light
shine on you crazy diamond
well you wore out your welcome with random precision
rode on the steel breeze
come on you raver
you seer of vision
come on you painter
you piper
you prisoner
and shine !

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Thoughts Floating and Colliding


1. Why is a play on words called a PUN? Shouldn't it be a POW?

2. So I'm driving South on HWY 55 the other day and see that someone has artfully arranged hundreds of Styro-foam cups in the fence/safety railing of a pedestrian overpass. In what had to take hours, the scribe, who's name is not known, conveyed to Angie, his muse, the following message for all to see:

Sorry Angie...(Yes, he included the dots) I'm Gay!

3. If I get caught by a camera running a red light, and I have a tail light out, or don't have liscense plates, will the ticket I receive in the mail have extra fines for those offenses too?

4. Gareth Keenan: "It’s a fun place, but it’s full of loose women. My only problem with that is venereal disease, which is disabilitating right, especially for a soldier. And it’s irresponsible to the rest of your unit as well. Alright, you’ve been under attack for days, there’s a soldier down, he’s wounded, gangrene’s setting in, ‘who’s used all the penicillin?’ ‘Oh, Mark Paxton sir, he’s got knobrot off some tart.’"

All for now.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

I Love You

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

We're # 1! We're # 1!


Not only does St. Louis rank among America's most dangerous cities, apparently we're quite highly appraised in our ability to contract and spread communicable diseases!

Why am I itching?

Please don't mind my internal editorial comments.

St. Louis Has Worst Gonorrhea Rate in Nation

By Deborah L. Shelton
ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH
11/08/2005

St. Louis leads the nation in rates of gonorrhea, according to statistics released Tuesday by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The city ranked second in chlamydia (YAY! We're scratching our way into a leadership position for ANOTHER disease!) and fifth in rates of syphilis nationwide.

St. Louis has long ranked high in cases of sexually transmitted diseases.

The CDC report provided 2004 data on three STDs - gonorrhea, syphilis and chlamydia. Young people, minorities and men who have sex with men were at greatest risk.

Syphilis and chlamydia rates rose nationwide, while gonorrhea rates dropped to a historic low.

Health officials estimate that 19 million new sexually transmitted infections occur each year, almost half among people from 15 to 24. Most of the infections go undiagnosed.

Doctors are required to report cases of gonorrhea, syphilis and chlamydia. Even so, STDs are vastly underreported. There's no mandatory reporting requirement for some highly prevalent sexually transmitted viral infections such as human papillomavirus and genital herpes.

Chlamydia was the most common STD nationwide, with a total of about 930,000 cases reported last year, according to the CDC report. Federal health officials said the actual number of cases is far higher, about 2.8 million new cases each year.

Chlamydia rates rose in 2004, largely because of expanded and improved screening for the disease, the CDC said.

Gonorrhea hit an all-time low nationally, with about 330,000 cases reported. The national rate of 113.5 cases per 100,000 people was the lowest since the government started tracking cases in 1941.

But syphilis has been steadily increasing since it hit a historic low in 2000. The rate of reported early-stage syphilis was 2.7 cases per 100,000 in 2004, up 29 percent since 2000.

Locally, 2,440 cases of gonorrhea were reported in St. Louis, a rate of 734 cases per 100,000 people (Blazing a trail from our genitals to THE TOP of the disease world!) - and 4,130 cases of chlamydia were reported, a rate of 1,243 cases for every 100,000 people.

Fewer than 50 cases of primary and secondary syphilis were reported last year in St. Louis. Primary and secondary syphilis are the most infectious stages of the disease.

Dr. William Kincaid, director of the St. Louis health department, said officials are focusing on improving public health surveillance, strengthening community involvement and making sure clinical services are accessible to those who need them.

"We're aware of this problem and have already acted to deal with it in a strategic way," he said.

STD clinical services were recently moved to St. Louis ConnectCare, where services are free for those without health insurance, Kincaid said.

"We want to get the word out that these diseases are treatable, and we want to get people into treatment as fast as we can," Kincaid said. "We know if people are having unprotected sex and are spreading chlamydia, syphilis and gonorrhea, they are also spreading HIV."

All three diseases increase the possibility of HIV transmission.

Dr. Ronald Valdiserri, acting director of the CDC's National Center for HIV, STD and TB Prevention, said STDs "pose a significant and ongoing threat to millions of Americans, especially young women, men who have sex with men and people of color."

Untreated sexual infections also can lead to pelvic inflammatory disease, infertility, neurological damage and death.

The rise in the national primary and secondary syphilis rate was largely due to increases among men, particularly men who have sex with men, Valdiserri said. Overall, the syphilis rate among men increased 11.9 percent from 2003 to 2004 and 81 percent since 2000.

Although surveillance data were not available by risk behavior, a separate CDC analysis suggested that about 64 percent of all adult syphilis cases in 2004 were among men who have sex with men, up from an estimated 5 percent in 1999.

Valdiserri attributed the increase to a rise in risky sexual behavior.

Chlamydia disproportionately affects young women, and the long-term health consequences of untreated disease are more severe for females. The chlamydia rate for females was 3.3 times higher than for males. Young women between 15 and 19 had the highest rates.

Chlamydia is a bacterial infection that can be easily treated with antibiotics. But it typically doesn't show any symptoms. Up to 40 percent of women with untreated chlamydia develop pelvic inflammatory disease, and 20 percent of those could become infertile. Women with chlamydia are five times more likely to become infected with HIV if exposed to it.

African-Americans also are disproportionately affected by STDs. Although the rate of gonorrhea among blacks fell 3 percent from 2003 to 2004, rates for African-Americans were 19 percent higher than for whites. Syphilis rates among African-Americans rose for the first time in a decade, up 19.9 percent.

The CDC report said poverty, limited access to quality health care and a higher prevalence of disease probably contributed to the racial disparity.

Pic O' the Day


University of Hell

Friday, November 04, 2005

I Am an Unapologetic Snob




Deal with it.

I sincerely enjoy the ability to intimidate smaller vehicles and glare down at those who cut me off, or otherwise just piss me off, from the height of my big SUV.

Likewise, I relish in sneering at motor vehicle morons when I'm feeling fancy and driving Trixie's car...wind blowing through my rapidly appearing grey hairs...Coldplay blaring from the BOSE system.

HOWEVER, I find it nearly impossible to do either today.

I took Trixie's car in for service, and the dealer was out of fleet cars and paid for a rental until it's finished this afternoon.

Sneering and intimidation just aren't possible in a TEAL SEBRING.

What do you mean I have to turn the knob on the radio to adjust the volume???

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Irony




So, I'm listening to a new CD, The Living Things, the other day. Apparently, they're from St. Louis. I've never heard of them, but that's not my point.

Anyway, good stuff. You should go buy the CD.

The second song is a tirade about the government, their oppressive and invasive nature, the evil corporate empires, etc.

A passage:

I GOT A LETTER FROM THE TAXMAN, I OWE / I GOT A MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT, I OWE / ..... /..../ AND THEY DON'T KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG, BUT THEY'LL BRING YOU ALONG / LET'S GO / C'MON, C'MON, C'MON / I SAID THE FBI, THE CIA, THE FDA, THE NSA, OUR HMO'S, OUR PPO'S, THE CEO'S AND THE USA / WE ALL GOT TO LAY LOW, THEY GOT YOU UNDER CONTROL...

So, as I'm listening to the CD, and rather rocking and enjoying it, I finish reading the liner notes and flip the case over to read the back side

where I see

The FBI Anti-Piracy Warning

So, is the message that it's OK to denounce the government, as long as it protects your artistic creation and paint corporations as faceless, evil money grabbing swines, just as long as your checks are being sent on time?

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Trick or Treat Anyone?


Not a good night for the little tykes.

The sky poured out a steady downfall and the few kids that came by were draped in plastic...or the arms of their mothers.

Lot's of "mini-van or treating".

I think in all, Trixie and I had ten kids.

We bought ten bags of candy...Hey Trixie!...I've got a trick for you...got a treat for me???