Thoughts Floating and Colliding

1. Why is a play on words called a PUN? Shouldn't it be a POW?

2. So I'm driving South on HWY 55 the other day and see that someone has artfully arranged hundreds of Styro-foam cups in the fence/safety railing of a pedestrian overpass. In what had to take hours, the scribe, who's name is not known, conveyed to Angie, his muse, the following message for all to see:

Sorry Angie...(Yes, he included the dots) I'm Gay!

3. If I get caught by a camera running a red light, and I have a tail light out, or don't have liscense plates, will the ticket I receive in the mail have extra fines for those offenses too?

4. Gareth Keenan: "It’s a fun place, but it’s full of loose women. My only problem with that is venereal disease, which is disabilitating right, especially for a soldier. And it’s irresponsible to the rest of your unit as well. Alright, you’ve been under attack for days, there’s a soldier down, he’s wounded, gangrene’s setting in, ‘who’s used all the penicillin?’ ‘Oh, Mark Paxton sir, he’s got knobrot off some tart.’"

All for now.