He's Got His Own Horse

CONTENT WARNING! NOT FOR THOSE EASILY OFFENDED

So, I have a good friend that was once a social worker in Tennessee.

She told me of a particular case she was assigned that while it was serious and required close attention, was funny in a sick way.

She got a call from the neighbor of a thirteen year old boy one afternoon. The boy was a client.

The neighbor demanded that she come out because he was sneaking into his barn and having sex with his horse.

The authorities were called, and as luck would have it, the social worker and the police caught the boy in the act.

They took the young man next door to his house and told the father about what they caught him doing with the neighbor's horse.

The father's reply?

I don't know why he'd do that. He's got his own horse.