"You Ain't Gonna Jacuzzi Nobody!"

"I knew ya'll was fags..."

I audibly laughed last evening as I had a WE, Oxygen or Lifetime (take your pick, face it, I was a fancy lady) moment sitting in the jacuzzi in my bathroom.

The dog just sat in the doorway with a quizzical and suspicious look on his face.

Now, has anyone seen my poofy sponge?