Seen Today

So I went to the mall today.

I needed to go to The Body Shop to get some shaving cream and face lotion.

Yeah, I know I'm fancy.

Get over it.

On my way into the complex, walking through the garage, I spy something out of the ordinary.

An elevator repair company van is backed into the parking space closest to the door leading to the mall.

It's one of three "Reserved For Expectant Mothers" spots.

On the front of the van, someone has taped a sheet of 8 1/2 X 11 paper, on which is written, in black permanent ink:

I'm not pregnant!

I'm a idiot!

I ask myself, and I ask you, my faithful readers,

Who's the bigger idiot...

The driver who has selfishly occupied the reserved space

OR

The moron who affixed the gramatically incorrect sign to the van?