Climbing Like A Sausage...Sliding Like Overweight Baggage!

Jesus H Christ it's hot here!

So, Friday night we met Jackson and Bridget at the City Museum. God, I love that place!

Lots of incredible architecture to appreciate and SLIDES FOR EVERYONE!

Okay, mostly everyone.

Adults under 210 pounds.

Who gives a shit?? It's a slide!

They've got three story slides (AWESOME!) and the Monstrocity outside. Sample pictures above.

So, I decide it'd be a good idea for me to climb to the top and hang out in the airplane!

After all, it's 10:00 in the evening and still 96 degrees outside!

Great idea my friends and wife say.

We'll stand here and heckle,...err, watch you.

So, I managed to squeeze my fat ass into one of the "spiral tubes" (Pictured above) that ascend upward to the plane. Hey look! It's Sausage Boy!

I get into the "triangle looking thing" (pictured above) and see that the diameter of the "tube" is reduced significantly at the next level.

I admit defeat and climb back to down to boo's and catcall's...a much better alternative to a "creative" rescue by the STL Fire Departement.

To make myself feel better, I headed to a slide that was 10 feet tall and about 15 feet wide that dropped straight down.

When I got to the top of the slide, two little girls were perched there, and had been for 10 minutes, afraid to descend the stainless steel drop.

I solved that really quick by using my foot to nudge them on their backs and down the slide. Problem solved. Now it's my turn.

WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!