BREAKING NEWS
Festus, MO (AP)
June 9, 2005
Trixie just called me from the parking lot of the hospital. She felt she needed to tell someone, so I was the first person she called.
Seen in the parking lot, affixed to a high-wheeled, muddy, beat up rustbucket of a truck, a bumper sticker reading:
ASS, GRASS OR CASH
NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE
posted by HemisphereDancer @ 1:14 PM
2 Comments:
HAHAHAHAHA! Thats a tough decision on what goods to give up. :)
I think I've seen a rap album with that saying as their title! My friend's redneck husband (I'm assuming would qualify as a hoosier in your parts) has one on his truck that reads "If it has tits or wheels, it'll give you problems" Isn't that just lovely?
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