Michael Jackson Found Not Guilty!
MICHAEL JACKSON FOUND NOT GUILTY
Los Angeles, CA
June 7, 2005
In an unprecedented legal move, Michael Jackson is acquitted of all charges stemming from a young boy's accusations of repeated molestation.
Jackson's attorney is quoted as saying "We used the ol' "Man of the Cloth" defense. All Michael had to do was state, under oath, that he was a priest at the time of the offense. He openly admitted to the violation of this young boy, but under the legal and monetary indemnification of the catholic church, he walks out today as a free man...and I still get paid."
posted by HemisphereDancer @ 5:33 AM
1 Comments:
Just so you know, that headline scared the crap out of me! Too bad it will probably end up being true. Well, not the priest part, but you know...the "not guilty" thing.
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