Mr. Meadows

Mr. Meadows
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My college roommate recently sent me this photo.

It's a quickly snapped shot taken recently in an unnamed midwestern university town.

He's at Andy's Ice Cream.

It's Mr. Meadows, the odiferous olfactory treat of a human being.

When we attended college in the early 90's, we'd see him on campus. I think he lived in our dorm. We'd also see his bike chained up outside.

We think he's some kind of savant, because apparently he's bright, yet socially retarded...bordering on Turret's.

My college roommate, whom we shall call Graham, has quite a few stories about Mr. Meadows, and each one invariably contains the passing of gas. (Remember, socially retarded) Graham's girlfriend (now wife) had a class with Mr. Meadows, and apparently he would routinely fart, LOUDLY, in the middle of lectures, tests, etc.