Perhaps Your Tie Isn't Right For the Moment

So, I was watching the Fox 2 5:00 p.m. news with Trixie the other night, and we happened to catch something that we found, in a sick minded, dark humour sort of way...peculiar.

The sheriff, or police chief, whatever, of a small Illinois town was holding a press conference to discuss the discovery of the bodies of two teen girls that had been missing for a while.

The sheriff, police chief, whomever, was very solemn in his remarks, but betrayed by his tie, which had bright yellow smiley faces all over it...