Ok, I promise...
I promise I'll start carrying my camera in the car again.
Because DID I EVER miss a good one today.
I'm at City Hall in my little community.
I return to my car to find a pick-up truck parked next to it, and as I'm climbing in and closing the door, I notice that the owner has spent a tidy sum of money "customizing" the vehicle's appearance.
There are pinstripes, etc. running down the side of the car.
And then I see it.
Stenciled above the door handle on the passenger side is the word
Bitches
Of course, I have to get out of the car to check the driver's side, which says
Daddy
CLASS -EEE
Oh, and the picture above?
The first image that popped up on a google search of "bitches".
Of course, it says that these are "ninja bitches".
Try the google image search yourself.
Just be ready for lots of chicks squatting on guys faces and servicing glory holes...