Heard Today

I wish I could take credit for the creativity of the following statement regarding the soon to be ex-Idol contestant Scott Savol:

"Look at the guy. I commend him for overcoming the drawled speech of Down's Syndrome by adopting a ghetto accent."

In all seriousness, this guy frightens me. Does anybody remember the "YES MASTER, I'LL KILL THEM WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT" look Eddie Vedder had when he first fronted Pearl Jam? Hell, they're so irrelavent now, he may still do it and I'm none the wiser.

I knew there was something about Scott, that fat fuck. He's got that Ed Gein charm about him...